My previous landlord was showing the place to prospective tenants last year, and he asked us if it was ok if he had a cleaning service come over. My roommate and I said sure! It was great!

2-3 weeks of laundry would be like 3-4 loads for me at least. Then there's whites. So, all told, it's about ~$4ish to wash and dry in my building. So that's $12-20ish. So the laundry service really doesn't seem like that much of a premium. If I buy one less 6-pack, fewer cups of coffee, one less burger a month doesn't…

I also take everything I get from thrift stores straight to the dry cleaners. Call me paranoid, but I know that the dry cleaning will kill any weird stuff on my clothes. And they'll look nice. It also helps get rid of that weird industrial soap/storage smell I get at a lot of thrift/vintage stores.

Dry cleaners aren't that expensive as long as you don't go hog wild with stuff (I generally try to wear non-iron dress shirts to work). I generally only use it when I get stuff from a thrift store, like coats or shirts. I bought a cool vintage Pendleton coat and the place by my apartment in DC cleaned it for $7.

No, but if you're doing some ridiculous yuppie indulgence like sailing around the world then why the fuck not?

I hate gift giving*. It stresses me out. And I think it sort of devalues a holiday. Sorry to sound like a douche. But that's why I love Thanksgiving-it seems relatively unsullied in that regard.

If I can play armchair psychologist, it might be parents who work a lot and don't have a lot of time to spend with their kids. Or parents who are insecure about showing their love.

My parents were the same way, and honestly, that was fine by me. It seemed unfair that some other parents were willing to go full on Jingle All the Way but I got over it. My mother was levelheaded and reasonable about it, and after a little bit of pouting, I realized that she was right. I actually think it was an…

I think it's also creating an ironic feedback loop.

I remember when my parents couldn't get my sister a Tickle Me Elmo they told her exactly why-it was popular and impossible to find. And for a little kid my sister handled it pretty well. I've got some extra strength benadryl lying around somewhere-maybe some of these parents should take it before they stroke out.

Admittedly I am not a parent, but it blows my mind how irrational some of them are. I'm trying not to sound like my father here but: sometimes you can't get what you want! Sometimes something you really want is super popular and you have to wait a while to get it! Happens to me all the time as an adult.

I want your job.

Oh Dove. I always like using them and razors as an example of pointlessly gendered products. I'm a dude and that cucumber beauty bar is the shit.

It's also a nice little sweater

I've been washing my dick since I was a child, thank you very much.

Yeah, I have to...well, not call bullshit, everyone's different. But I've never had a problem. There's some condition where the foreskin can get really tight, but that doesn't happen in all or even most men who have foreskin.

I get that people got attached to this show, but damn, please remember that it's a sitcom

Why juicer? Just curious. I like to throw a bunch of fruit and some kale and some flax seeds into a blender.

Hey, if it works, it works. They can always reorganize their management structure if they grow.

Dude, Perry looks like he's wearing an Hermes tie. What kind Texan wears that sort of froggy shit? I jest. Seems out of character. Maybe it's another company.