The people I knew who were way into tanning, since, like seventh grade, all looked like my mom's twenty year old Louis Vuitton purse by 25. Woohoo for being proud of your pale Scottish ass and never getting much sun despite growing up in Miami! Last laugh muahahahahaha.

I live right by there, and while it's better than the average falafel I've had, I still don't like it very much. I guess I'm just not a falafel person. I'd rather do a half price Black Squirrel burger on Thursday