As opposed to whom? All of fucking California and Colorado? I believe they have a large number of yuppie atheists who believe that vaccines are “poison.”

I don’t know. I’m suggesting the put them all in both fields and let parties circle. So I don’t know why that’s so hard for them other than bigotry.

Great. Get to work on making all those things not tied to marriage and once you’re done we’ll talk about getting rid of licenses.

I would argue you should join the reality-based community where they absolutely do.

I get it—some people really like the idea of a marriage license that is traditional and says bride and groom. Why not? I’m totally fine with the idea of different forms for different couples.

Yes.

It’s nowhere near ideal that giant corporations hold such enormous swayover American politics. But in this particular area, it looks like that influence might prove advantageous for the planet.

I stand corrected. You’re the picture of mental health because you devoted part of your weekend to flipping your shit over a chair.

It’s interesting that boys don’t get time-outs for not listening

Congratulations on the dumbest fucking post Jezebel has hosted this year.

So right, I mean, it’s not like a murder victim suffers any consequences that they can consciously recall, you know, on account of being dead and all?

Missionary.

Don’t think that applies to your own fucking wedding, considering your opinions are pretty relevant to your own fucking wedding.

Mansplaining, duh.

Like, nah dude, the bridesmaids don’t need your opinions about what we should wear. Go sit down somewhere.

Well that’s just DISGUS...oh...ejection

There is no greater evidence of something being untrue than Harold Reynolds claiming it from the booth.

Let’s talk about the egotistical umpire who practically begged tulo to breathe, just so he had a reason to eject him. What douchebaggery.

GOD MURDER VICTIMS ARE SO MUCH LUCKIER THAN RAPE VICTIMS, AM I RIGHT?

Don’t use words unless you know what they mean.