And then there’s the fact that Royals fans are like petulant, whiney children who can’t fathom the notion that somebody wouldn’t find them adorable and take great offense at things that would roll off anybody else’s back.

I am a peach.

You’re an idiot.

I dunno. Is she attractive?

Boom!

I’ve been to more games at Kauffman than most of the people calling themselves “fans” in KC these days.

I don’t know when being professional meant losing your integrity.

Fucking touche.

I fucking know. I was fucking being fucking sarcastic.

Perhaps you could write Gawker media a check for the amount they make by displaying that ad?

American Sniper cast, which includes some of the biggest names in motion pictures. Sienna Miller,

Mansplaining, duh.

Royals fans are determined to turn themselves from “fun and lovable” to “Boston-level douchebags.”

I do LOVE a good rape

Couching your bigotry as intellectual superiority is so cliche.

GOD MURDER VICTIMS ARE SO MUCH LUCKIER THAN RAPE VICTIMS, AM I RIGHT?

bad things don’t happen on TV with anything like the same frequency as they do in real life

Don’t use words unless you know what they mean.

Hopefully we get that hot mother/daughter action everybody wanted in the original.

Yes, a lack of respect for people whose beliefs differ from yours does make you an asshole.