Surprised she’s not going for Secretary Of Defense.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Yeah. I mean, I can’t blame her, given the number of times I sucked Osama Bin Laden’s cock instead of killing him.

Typical. Nice guys get banished to the friendzone while girls chase after jocks and bad boys and Fidel Castro.

Don’t drag me down with her.

My grandma was black Irish and she just looked like a white lady, cause she was.