missed the boat not calling it Bob Sacramento’s 

edge-y

He definitely perks up once he says slowly “a..young..jedi..named..darth vader”.. “yes, that’s it- he was a pupil of mine before he turned to evil!”

Games aren’t won by batting averages. Try “in the 2013 world series, the Cardinals outhit the redsox by 4 hits, but lost the series.” 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

better than “cowboys and indians”