So.....so you think you can tell?

Dude made a video in SpoCompton. Better recognize, biatch.

My cousin’s greatest accomplishment in life through the age of 25-ish was winning the super bowl with the Seahawks. Tecmo super bowl, that is. With that win, he’d won the game with every team.

- “So I was outside in the dark, by myself, shooting off fireworks after the biggest choke job in Super Bowl history. Then the dog shit diarrhea all over their carpet and I had to clean that up.”

“Don't get thrown out of bars for barfing on the floor. Get rid of that old cable and get DirecTV, and we'll throw in the NFL Sunday Ticket for free and you can stay home and barf on your dog."