That’s a diplomatic way of saying “Jesus Fucking Christ, Zack got his shit in every nook and cranny, didn’t he? It’s gonna take forever to get this stench out of the upholstery.”

Suicide Squad (the good one) and Peacemaker too?

They both look like they smell like old shoes and sweat.

I feel seen. (Although I’d just pout quietly.)

I’m guessing this is satire, like the article, because no one could be that fucking stupid.

So weird to have to tie everything, including an article focused on a made up canal drawn in Microsoft Paint, back to politics. There is more to life, go touch some grass.

I was wondering who would be stupid enough to actually take this at face value, and then I saw the Trump Tag of “democrat cities.” Checks out.

1. You’re looking for something that isn’t there.

2. You missed the part where this completely wipes San Francisco off the map.

So are they making flying a delight?

Shut the fuck up.

Serious kino-auteur question:

bold of you to assume they’re not real transformers

Daily reminder that just because something is original that doth not inherently make it good.

Saw A Haunting in Venice yesterday and was supremely disappointed. I assumed with the name “Hercule” that the main character would be a strong, tough guy who beats the shit out of everyone. Instead he’s just some old fart with a stupid mustache.

Connor can die like, what, eight times in Detroit? Wouldn’t be surprised if something similar happens here.

I’m just imagining some poor animator, sitting at his monitor, surrounded by a bunch of lawyers glowering at him, beads of sweat on his forehead as he nervously taps his arrows keys to adjust a slider on screen labelled “HOLLANDISER”.

Generous to call them “games”. They’re 1990s Quick Time CD-ROM games, made by a failed screenwriter and rendered in real-time.

Like, theres no reason they couldn’t just do the improved tech with the old face

Quality is subjective.
He brings stuff in under budget, which is what studios really care about.