I think it’s possible but it’s far more possible that the Eternals are dull as dogshit.

As long as nobody dies from radioactive semen we’re gold…

I look forward to outraged yelling by idiots who think that having to explain sex to their children is the worst thing that’s ever happened to them.

Right, now I remember the part where Chani says, “Oh wait, you’re a selfish punk, not our messiah” and shoves him off the sandworm before leading her people to freedom.

I feel like the decoder ring to any Peyton Reed movie is: watch 50s cinema.

They tied a vaccine to a bee and had it sting her.

This nobody fault but this kind of shit, really makes my skin crawl, like glitches too! This would probably be my unplayable horror game.

Oh sweetheart.. you think 40s men can put 5x the lean mass maximum on in 0.5 the amount of time w/o PEDs. Bless you.

You might wanna hit the dismiss button on Syafiqjabar of Mars. He’s a Snyder Cultist who likes to use marginalized people as props to frame Zach Snyder as some sort of white savior...

Yeah, but I don’t think the shape of your head noticeably changes simply from weight training and a lean protein diet.

Yeah, if you look at the cast they were working with that movie should have been amazing - Snipes, Purcell, Reynolds, Biel, Patton Oswalt, Parker Posey, and Natasha Lyonne?!?!? How could you possibly fuck that up?

Blade is finally getting the movie he deserves? Um, look, maybe you watched a different Blade than I did but that first movie was pretty damn good considering it didn’t have the present-day version of the Marvel juggernaut behind it.

What really angers people is not the lack of political commentary but rather the cynical way in which these games appropriate clearly political imagery and then say “This is not political” as a means of getting as many people paying for it as possible. I mean, let’s look at the most recent examples:

Because they don’t reflexively gush over every AAA game like most outlets?

The only Far Cry we need:

If you're down to nitpick my obvious point then I'll counternitpick by pointing out how commonplace it once was to release chapters bit by bit in papers and such before we settled on the modern conception of a novel: it's how Dickens published his work, for instance. That modern books have chapters that release all at…

You are fundamentally unfit to review this show, or any other MCU property. Not only did you ignore the obvious hints of where the show was headed (included from the trailers before it even premiered), you miss that WandaVision, the first such show, was in fact largely a beautiful stand-alone meditation on grief, with…

Everyday I wake up, and all the problems that I was trying to avoid by going to sleep the night before are still there. In fact, some of them have gotten worse to varying degrees! Why can’t I just have standalone days, that don’t have any connection to the larger Yellowfoot Universe?

But if every story is just part of the next story, why bother paying attention to any story at all?

Yeah, it’s Denzel’s fault that you’re such a terrible interviewer, Katie.