What the fuck is the point of opening a ‘time capsule’ from 1968.

“experienced mysterious hallucinations from an unidentified illness believed to be spread by touch.”

Fucking racist.

I have no interest in the Captain Marvel movie, it’s the one Marvel movie I’ll be making a concerted effort NOT to see.

..and then we’re told that America will not be able to comply.. so yeah Fuck America.. AGAIN

Sounds like the “awful people” just want some peace and quiet in their lives, they’ve bought a house and want some relax in their retirement, but live beside some asshole doing shopwork all fucking day.

You guys just sound like you’re straining to excuse it’s existance.

Fuck this.

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, officially, have no interest in this now.

“Starting to notice Kotaku love to hate on this game (for reasons which. Are quite frankly. Unclear to me other than the “Bad news is good news” motto).”

Thank god.

Ok Rift fans, after everything you’ve excused so far... EXCUSE THAT!

TL;DR

Give us this.

I see you wisely omitted th3e show no-one needs,

I’ll never forgive them for cancelling “Limitless”.

A step too far. At least the Legeon of Tomorrow had characters who, although didn’t look like the books, are at least recognisable to some extent... Who the fuck are the above? I recognise Star Girl (btw, isn’t she aware she’s on camera, what’s up with the gormless look in picture two?)

My, how professional your politicians are. I can see you would be proud to give them the highest office in your land.