I know right? Should have been Fortune. How gauche.

Dolly Madison spelled it out clearly in the 10 Commandments: Everyone should be legally required to own an AR-15. You can’t argue with history.

My vote would have been for Friendster.

Yes, I’m very excited

Reese Witherspoon? More like Reese Silverspoon Apple execs are Wiiggin’ out for more pitches from America’s Sweetheart.

I think we all know Body thetans are the real culprit here.

The DC was better but still could have been cut to be better.

*pours one out for Manimal*

I don’t think that’s an unpopular opinion since apparently The Last Jedi has killed more childhoods than Albert Fish.

Dolly Parton rules. The above example is probably number 4,298 Earnest & not saccharine bluegrass cover of Collective Soul is another example

U R KILLING MY CHILDHOOD

Jessica Chastain should play the John Candy character while Octavia Spencer plays the Steve Martin character.

Still waiting on that Harriet Tubman movie

This certainly won’t haunt my dreams tonight.

He’s still in the process of filling out his cabinet

Those are in a secure place

& Asian so he isn’t racist either

Well Jessie can also be a guy’s name.

I don’t know . . .