This is an inaccurate representation of her vacationing. No where in this video does she eat onion rings.

Well yeah sure it would be a negative living experience but only on every conceivable level.

Mermaid House is the 5th best sorority at Bryn Mawr.

I know just who you should call about that

Those are some extremely hacky jokes.

The fact that Holmes is still the CEO blows my mind.

I knew Theranos was sketchy when I called their corporate office & this was the hold music:

From the writer of Love in the Time of Cholera comes Fashion in the Age of Instagram.

That’s the thing though they don’t have to. Their main audience doesn’t care & they have the insane ratings to prove it. Maybe they’ll care in 20 years when that audience dies off . . . maybe.

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Nah I need my NCIS Topeka fix.

Anybody ever see The Minus Man? She falls victim to Owen Wilson’s serial killer character in the first reel. Pretty good movie with an even better trailer:

Anybody else find Black Jesus underwhelming? The 3 seasons of The Boondocks were amazing Black Jesus seemed uninspired. Maybe it’s just me.

Keep Calm & Slay Queen?

Dear Hollywood,

*Tim Conway laughs uncontrollably*

Semi-related I just watched the entire series of Selfie (RIP) again. This “Chandelier” cover after Eliza confronts Henry still hits me right in the gut.

That is some truly sociopath shit right there.

Yeah. How efficient can you make a tornado?

but I prefer my news emblazoned on a tote bag.