It’s easier for them to get licensed as doctors.

Smart. Everyone knows the best butt injection goods are in the plumbing department.

More than cement

Especially when Dr. Spaceman is still in practice

Newsies sell papes.

“Two weeks.”

In all fairness they’re only attempting to “block” her in the strictest sense of the word.

Roger Stone’s testimony outfit will make all of this worth it

You are missing out on nothing at all.

He looks forward to it as much as he looks forward to his next box of Dippin’ Dots.

Certainly not the audience at any county fair.

The fact that he’s lasted this long past his “best used by date” is a marvel.

No doubt, no doubt

It’s the kids fault they just have to follow one simple rule

Unscrupulous reality show producers you say Abby?!? Oh my I must depart to the parlor & my fainting couch.

Yeah they easily could have made her the Chartreuse Ranger or the Burnt Sienna Ranger.

It’s too bad Midnighter is a DC character. He’d make for a nice Netflix series with the right showrunner.

Only the finest Chinese political prisoner hair will suffice.

Funeral seat filler is a lucrative side gig for many community theatre thespians.

*pulls open drawer on dusty old desk*