The email is cringeworthy youthspeak, but no worse than what Gawker writers routinely use.

Sadly toast to the fact that he or she is at a Microsoft party, and not a Facebook or Google party? Rethink every life decision that led up to this point?

How would that be any of the definitions of cool. That’s a bucket of wank.

You know what would be cool? Just doing things you want to do.

Serious question, if this is for real then why are all of their “paparazzi” photos from the same ad agency and shot in hd? It certainly appears that they are setting these shots up themselves and want all of the attention they are getting.

The vibe I’ve always gotten from TS is that neither gender interests her much except for self-promotion/publicity. She seems asexual, so her high-visibility “romances” or even “friendships” have never rung true to me. In fact, the only real-ish emotional display I’ve ever seen her project is a snit.

Um, she doesn’t like boys that way.

I don’t know how she can do it with Karlie STANDING RIGHT THERE.

Mutual bearding.

Yeah but only based on all conceivable metrics & standards.

I don’t have any theories about this flick’s performance other than to say this:

I might be living under a rock when it comes to advertising for this movie but I really don’t recall any promotion at all and if it was there it left very little impression on me.

I don’t see why they don’t give the brutally honest response:
We don’t think that a film starring only Japanese actors can make enough money to recoup costs. Especially in the Chinese market. So if you want movies like this, you have to make compromises. If it becomes a much more popular part of the industry, a cracked…

And yet he’s had a hugely successful TV presenting career, married Billy Piper and owns a fleet of Ferraris.

Because even with a higher cap, it’s never a good idea to sign total shit players to contracts.

So on a tangent, is Alissa Walker going to retract her article yesterday and advocate banning DVD players if it turns out this numbnut was watching a movie instead of paying attention to the road?

Yeah, I could do that. White with two blue stripes down the middle. That’s historically known as American Racing White.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Do you think artist statements are a good idea? Seems to me like it’s an attempt (especially in this case) by the artist to control and manipulate the viewer. They’re just a smokescreen to cover for vacuous art and explain to us dummies what we should be thinking. No, thank you. This is dumb art with a dumb artist…

I think she has read too many contemporary-art textbooks, and has found yet another way to transfigure narcissism and sensationalism into art. In addition to whatever else it may be (I don’t feel qualified to comment on her rape allegation), this may be a savvy career move, as she will be much more marketable in the…