The only better version of butter is clarified.

Third. Third sentence. Come on.

Don't lie, no one likes Samer.

This is NOT an April Fools Day joke, this is a series of them. Kudos.

I believe we all know Biddle and every other white person does.

A better analogy would be you threw that awesome New Years party then asked people over in the future to watch a documentary and they got mad it wasn't like the completely different event.

Doubling down on O’Connors poorly supported argument isn't going to make it any more correct.

Appropriation of my language, under any guise, is racist and stupid. It's not hot it's just true.

But it let her seem like she was progressive while being racist and stupid so a big win for Sarah.

You can definitely buy snack foods on EBT. Also, at this point the POS systems at stores are pre-tagged on the SKU with eligible items and balance for ineligible will remain due once it’s been processed.

Welcome to adequateman! Or, most of Gawker.

I’m curious if the same students who self identified as participating at 50% rate would admit they were lying. There's some serious sampling errors going on here if mine or any friends campuses are indicative of the situation at large.

That was a bullshit, unfinished line anyhow. Reich should be as ashamed as everyone else involved for perpetuating that.

I believe you meant to put the “?” after sexy but forgot to. Please rectify.

My only problem with this is that she explicitly states that they removed her voice from election coverage. She wanted to be part of that discussion which makes sense. Yea, she covers other things which she probably wanted to cover simultaneously, but a major grievance was her lack of involvement in the largest issue.…

From the post:

I believe like 9.75. Russell Wilson has giant mitts at like 10.25. I’ve got a feeling these fellas didn’t adjust the screen as its going about 3/4-7/8 of an inch per for people I've had try it.

My tibia’s, too, are greater than 8".

My last girlfriend wanted to wait before we had sex so after two months she came over my place one night and took control of the situation and decided it was time. After that there was no barrier stopping the desire. Some seals can't easily be replaced, sometimes you need a new seal like a wedding ring.

Well how else will I log my life for posterity sake?