981 Cayman owner, can confirm all those things.

5) Classic car insurance - would be literally a thousand or more dollars less per year for me to insure a 944S than a Cayman in FL. And at this point, nice 944s are appreciating while all Caymans are depreciating.

I can think of several: 1) You have two people or a person and a dog that you want to bring with you somewhere. 2) You like being able to see the engine. 3) You want to have an excuse to talk to Stef Schrader so you can be her friend. 4) You have a plastic frog collection and want to be able to fling them into the air…

No. This is a very clean example of a well maintained low mileage Porsche 944 Turbo (emphasis on turbo). Good examples always commanded at least $20K. $40K is pushing it, but unless you are doing the work yourself, the mechanics bills can run $10K easily, so the range is not outrageous.

I would even say there’s a good chance he ‘owns’ one of these places. When I say ‘owns’ I mean purchased with Russian cash, as he doesn’t actually have money.

Dude I have access to one you can go as fast as you dare. It is just NA so not near the power and actually has a floor board but is still plenty sketch.

It’s just going to get trailered to the sand pit and charged off a 3Kw Honda generator.

Because you can actually purchase this vehicle as opposed to waiting until “early 2020.” And you can get this in every state as opposed to just a few launch states for the Volvo. And the Tesla has a supercharger network. And it’s an American car (if that’s your sort of thing).

It’s got power steering, the base model just doesn’t have a power tilt/telescoping steering wheel.

Q4 2020

“unless they find a way to liquefy electricity, not interested. Also, panel gaps and tv’s”

“And may their first child be a mussel child.”

On the other hand...

We can’t forget that time Jerry got his girlfriend drunk in order to play with her toys.

I like the idea of being able to sneak over the Seinfeld TV while the rest of my friends watch a basketball game I don’t care about. 

...worlds are colliding!

God save us if there happens to be a fire

If you find an eclair in one of those bins, you get a free round.

Just in time, ‘cause these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Being a child of the ‘80s, I didn’t realize until reading this that “Mags” meant magnesium, rather than the style of wheel.