I know man ... can’t lose any value on that corolla

This. I -think- I count three looks forward where he’s neither seeing nor reacting to anything; the first panic/action seems to be when he actually hits something. >_<

If the split screen between his face and the view forward is really synced up then we have another problem here. When he is already headed for a collision with the cars in front of him, closing quickly on their illuminated brake lights, he looks up and still doesn’t notice his impending crash. It’s like he’s looking…

I look forward to seeing them take up all the street parking around DC. Next to the patriots in their F150s of course.

The entire point of car culture is feeling superior to others.

That’s just over 12 Hogsheads, if that helps...

They hired former Blackberry AND Saab employees!!!

I agree. There isn’t a decent example for less than $15k near Los Angeles. 150k+ miles with a salvage title, yes. I know California is more expensive, but a halfway decent example is still mid-teens. What is it with Tavarish’s articles recommending piles of shit with salvage titles? I pretty much automatically…

The sleepy S80 can actually sound pretty magical:

Correction: Everyone notices black panther bodies, because we’re looking for spotlights next to the mirrors

How not to empty a pool with your truck:

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

If women can breast feed in public, I can piss into a cup. Same fucking principle. You expel fluid into a waiting receptacle.

You also could have gone with a scalped joke, but to be fair, this guy isn’t giving you (or Mrs. Kotwica) much to work with.

I’d make a Washington Foreskins joke, but it doesn’t seem apropos, based on the photo.

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