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Your move detroit

Deadspin Editor: Hey Billy, did you go to that concert on Thursday?

It’s true tho. Hip-hop has become almost completely decentralized, and the only contemporary artist from NY currently in the mainstream is Nicki Minaj... who is Not Real Hip-Hop.

....Said the anonymous internet commenter who did not realize how unintentionally ironic his comment was.

“Rawest rapper alive.” -Jon Beilin, Dartmouth ‘07

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Most of America knows Indiana for Dan Quayle and Mike Pence. Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t built a wall already.

Let me be the devil’s advocate for a moment - sure, Mike Pence is basically a giant douche filled with acid, fundamentalist Christian pamphlets and George Wallace’s spit - but can you imagine how hard it is to explain to an 11-year old the point of The Donald (and, well, the general political situation in the US)?…

Come on man! You can’t leave a comment like that without the necessary GIF!

I am really enjoying watching Trump not only flame out, but take down numerous prominent Republicans with him. Pivot!

“Sell the cookies, don’t eat them”

And the hair is clearly a snap-on piece, like something from a Lego set.

When Indiana sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people who have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing drugs, they bring crime. They are rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

They’ve actually developed a talking point robot that can make cohesive sentences! His strangely plasticy skin isn’t entirely convincing, though.

But also a son both of a mother and, most importantly, of God

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

Gov. Pence quickly added, “And could I get your number for Mr. Trump? He’s gonna want it in a couple of years. And those of your troopmates. But NO FATTIES.”

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. To be talking to Pence in the first place, kid probably had court ordered community service. That or she was sent by the ghost of a classmate she murdered.

To be fair, that is probably what he is programmed to say in response to any question...

Low self esteem? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Lost your job? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Stuck in student loan debt! We’ll bomb ISIS!
Painful hemorrhoids? Oh don’t you worry, we’ll bomb ISIS!

At least the man is consistent!