Silly, it’s because he’s actually just three oompa-loompas piled on top of one enother. And the top one is a little racist.

While I certainly agree with your advice, and Mr. Rose could well be a misogynist, I don’t see how you get there from here. He’s talking specifically about why he takes his used condoms with him after having sex with women, at a trial about a particular instance of (allegedly non-consensual) sex with a woman. Just…

He wears BROINI, the Chinese knock-off that his cheapskate sons brought with them as a present from a flea market in Nairobi when they returned from their Kenyan trophy hunting trip.

It’s not entirely unlikely we’re at the last generation to go naturally bald...

I’m sure at least one paternity suit has started with a groupie and a used dome fished out of the trash.

I hate the fact that I’m saying this... but the colorblind thing isn’t a gotcha. I tell people I’m colorblind all the time... and I am red green colorblind... meaning I can’t see various shades of purple, blue, green, gray.... but I can see pink no problem. I assume that’s what he meant.

Professional athletes taking or flushing condoms seems like a reasonable move. I have no idea if rape happened or not, but that doesn’t swing me either way.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

A few weeks ago, someone else on here guessed that he wears the super-long tie because someone told him that it was slimming. Ever since then, I cannot unsee that ridiculous tie... so irritating.

Double breasted works on some, and not on others. Prince Charles favors (favours?) a double-breasted suit and looks quite sharp. As with many things, it depends on the individual wearing it. Try one on and see how you like it.

They don’t admire him for his billions, otherwise they would want Warren Buffet. They admire him because he’s openly and proudly sexist, racist and every bit as buffoonish as they are.

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

“In 2060, retirees will have manbuns and skinny jeans.”

Look. You had me at “legendary Savile Row tailor Edward Sexton,” but let this American lady put it bluntly in a way the fine English gentleman Mr. Sebag-Montefiore will not: Donald Trump is a cheap, fugly bastard.

He’s the guy that buys a $10,000 suit and doesn’t realise that at that price, the tailoring is included.

I’m not sure. He might be buying ready-to-wear, and having to buy a size bigger in the shoulders to fit him around the waist

A large amount of people find a look in their 20s or 30s and will keep that look in 70s and 80s.

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

He is cheap. Even when he buys something expensive, he does it in the cheapest way possible. He’s buying expensive suits off the rack to be flashy, but he’s too cheap to have it tailored properly.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.