Your two choices of credits are from 20+ years before season 1 of HoC. People weren’t tuning in to see her. Netflix even said their algorithm keyed in on Kevin Spacey’s popularity in steaming data. There was just no way they were going to pay them the same at the beginning.

I see the headlines now:

From the Country that brought you Bush: TRUMP, your new nightmare!

Our neighbors are terrified that after 8 years of dating that nice black man from down the block, we are going to get drunk and start banging the career crook who regularly advocates incest (Trump).

George W Bush has no perspective.

His paintings like his presidency disturbing and amateurish.

really isn’t even a very good politician by any objective measure.

Putting aside your other misstatements, “really isn’t even a very good politician” describes the other candidate, 30 years without a single accomplishment to point to, just floor speeches.

Name checks out. More substantively,

Cool anecdotes

The system is rigged, we need to listen to the voice of the people, and when the voice of the people overwhelmingly votes for the other candidate, then we need the system to overturn the voice of the people because ... .... ....

I like your spirit. I also like the idea of having a shot in hell of a more liberal leaning judge being named to the SCOTUS. Ergo, fuck all that.

Gore won the popular vote, homie.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Good thing he didn’t say that, then.

Since when has a little murderin’ disqualified ‘mericans from public office?

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Bernie’s current strategy is to flip super delegates at the convention, convincing them to go against the winner of both the popular vote and pledged delegates...sounds oddly like what he has been complaining about the whole time

I will never forgive BMW and Mercedes for just throwing their hands up in the air about engine displacement in model designations.

Yeah. I’ll take “basic quality control issues that people will not put up with” for $70,000, Alex.