In your land... tipping does not matter!

I have a great idea, they should call it the BTS.

Then they will immediately confuse everyone who assumes the lineup goes in order of ATS -> BTS -> CTS. It will also have some educational value (teaching people ~11.5% of the alphabet)

I would be glad to personally subsidize an all-you-can-catch lobster deal for him.

Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?

"It's not wild chicken."

It's not a manual, or brown, or a wagon, or a Miata, or a diesel. Thanks a bunch, ford!

Marketing my friend. Marketing.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

I am absolutely stupefied! In my wildest dreams, I never envisioned it would look like this. I LOVE IT!

MPGs? Really?

Amazing. This thing looks so good that in 40 years I bet they'll be doing a retro version of this.

Can't wait to see the interior.

Nothing else at the auto show now matters.

Having to "give peace" to the clammy handed creepo that specifically seeks me out during peace. #RupertsFault

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

Can I play #RupertsFault?

Apparently this Armond White is a famous troll gracing us with our presence, but I have to agree that this particular schtick of Cho's has been giving me the cringies for a while.

wow never knew about http://www.rentaswag.com/

Queen Wizard JK Rowling is on fire today.

she looks like a drab 1990's holiday barbie