“SEE??? I TOLD YOU!!!” - John Rocker.

A Cardinals fan would have bought him dinner first.

Daniel Murphy: [no longer wishes to be on the Mets]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more pure declaration of love.

Terry don’t mind. Terry don’t mind at all.

Except the law of offside doesn’t refer to standing foot, it refers to the any part of the body with which it is legal to play the ball (i.e. only the arms are excluded).

Waaaah my team makes the playoffs every year, has two titles this decade, and constantly reloads its roster with homegrown talent and not oversized free agent contracts. We won 100 games this year but lost to an incredibly talented young team In the playoffs for the first time in a century waaaaahhhh

Who was offside? The final scorer? Check 0:25. He was being onside by a defender (even both the defenders, perhaps) when the backheel happened.

Burden of proof is on the highlight truther. Man up and eat your Frosties, you non-adblocking mutant

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

Everyone always talks about how European it is, but Toronto really has a lot of Seoul.

Nobody was offside.