We need the showdown between Justin Bieber and Kim Jung Un. That would be crazy.

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

I was going to make a Liam Neeson joke, but the idea was ...... taken.

She also might have ended up on the moon, but I'm not calling her an astronaut.

Don't question this woman's feelings, she was pretty much raped and murdered.

Pretty sure if you have some money and a U.S. passport you're not going to succumb to human trafficking. Feels a bit like the drama being played up here.

And yet that's a huge part of the Northern victory being celebrated all over this page. Carpetbaggers—cool or no? Punitive restrictions by the US government that went on for DECADES, contributing to the poverty and under education of many southerners cited by many posters on this page—cool or no?

I'm a Yankee asshole too, but I'm rather sick the of the smug superior attitude that Yankee assholes wield over people from the South, so I'm calling it out.

I really don't think the "south" considers it to be their lowest point.

Yeah I don't get this. A lot of people get on the internet and get super pissed about it and it's usually yankees talking about how "you lost, get rid of your flag" yet growing up in the south it was just kind of a casual thing. I never noticed anyone getting upset or even making that big a deal about confederate…

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

Ok, snobbish Yankee assholes, answer this question:

You guys can judge me all you want, but if this guy (or anybody) murdered my kid in cold blood... I would be glad he got out in 21 years. I would hope it were less because I would end him myself. If that makes me "everything that is wrong with America" or any other BS, so be it. I would strangle him with a PS3 cord.

Because he doesn't deserve free video games? I mean, Christ, Norway's practically REWARDING him for being a murderer.

You got it champ. I'll just commit a crime so that I can get served scones, have a fucking luxury apartment and free video games. While you're at it, I'll take my conjugal visit Jeeves.

Fuck that shit. The man deserves a beatdown by every person who sees him after his sentence is completed. This man is so far beyond redemption that it blows my mind that anyone could write a comment like yours. He's being treated "worse than an animal"? He's lucky that he has a bed to sleep in and food in his stomach.…

There are many differing philosophies behind prisons. Norway takes the idea of "prison as penitentiary". They treat all prisons like secure rehab centers, where the idea is that if you treat people well and attempt to integrate them back into society, they will correct their behavior. I will not deny that Norway has…

What an asshole. Hey, asshole; you put 77 people on a mandatory "life strike". Your little hunger strike threat had better be absolutely real and taken to full measure (read "painful death") and I hope you don't get anything for your troubles.

Every time some snooty European whines about the United States, this case is one of my retorts. If that's their idea of "enlightenment," then they can keep it. This guy's complaints and that he's being seriously listened to is an insult to the families of those victims.

If you go on a killing rampage you lose your basic human rights imho. At that point you are less than human. The only real exception to the rule would be soldiers in times of war, but even then there are limits.