BUY THE CHAIIIR

Yes, well said! 

I was extremely disappointed in this film. The plot felt very rushed, with the ending wrapped up in a neat, convenient bow. Not to mention that the messages put forth by the film were actually pretty unhealthy.
The Crystal Gems getting their memories back being hinged on them experiencing their various trauma again…

Bobbie Holiday is black. 

I thought this was an Onion article when I first saw it >.< 

10/10

“No one screamed and got a teacher involved? No one ran away and called their parents?”

Did you get permission from Ms. Noel to publish those quotes? 

No, it’s not common at all. You’re thinking of bars, and even then you are given the option of paying with either cash or card.

This is NOT the norm, whatsoever. People who are saying it is are either not sure what you’re asking, or are just making shit up. This kind of thing ONLY happens at bars, and even then they give you the option of cash or tab.

This is terrible. That man obviously has issues; either with women, black people, or just throwing his dick around. It’s pathetic. 

Naw, I’m good.

OHHHH, I see what you’re doing.

For a second I thought you were actually responding like someone who has any form of intelligence whatsoever, to the point that I even crosschecked your claim....SURPRISE, you’re an idiot. A pathetic, lying idiot.

SERIOUSLY?!?

Dox the server who did this.

Meeehhhhh, how much sex have you actually had? I don’t mean “how often”, I mean with random people? As in one-night stands? As in “I just met you in a bar”, as in “you’re hot and on campus so now we’re fucking”. Is it in the double digits? Is it just graduating from High School? Is it legal to drink? Can it rent a car…

Flouring your biscuit hurt me. The rest made me laugh, but that one was painfully bad.

There is, and it’s on campus. She likely called it “Hoosier” because a lot of people refer to their stadiums by team names. She probably didn’t remember exactly where her dorm was in relation, because she’d graduated from college years prior. It’s nice if you have an infallible memory, which you clearly don’t since…

God I love Porky’s.
Thinking about it now, there’s so much wrong with it that even just the premise seems terrible, but then I also loved The Man Show...
I can’t imagine the confusion my Dad must have felt watching his pre-teen daughter watch Porky’s and The Man Show while laughing and eating popcorn.

This has been my exact experience as well.
I was really into the whole “6-foot tall, broad-shouldered, muscle-covered, confident, quasi-total-asshole” thing for a couple years after High School, thinking that was what I was supposed to be into. It culminated in a year-long, abusive relationship with a bodybuilder…