You’re correct; DSM is a beautiful city and the downtown area is really coming to life. Some great craft beer (which is now the barometer in which I measure a town’s strengths/weaknesses) joints, prime dining options overlooking the DSM River, too. If you go, stay in the Renaissance Savory hotel downtown - a real…

If you consider the “Port of Houston” the coast, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU! can we, as a group, find out who this person is, where he/she works and get them fired from their job?! Please! This is unacceptable.

Deadspin - a haven where people can never get fired from their jobs. It’s the internet’s sanctuary city and for that, I say fuck you. Turbofuck you or whatever that is. Whatever the most painful, torturous fuck there is, apply that to you.

I’m going to find out where you work and get you fired from your job. Fuck you.

Like all Bernie Sanders supporters who just sit with their hands out?

EP the extra-professional.

I like you. Can we be friends?

You’re a fucking cocksucker. Blanco fucked the state of Louisiana more than any Governor this state has had since “Bi-polar Buddy” Roemer. Remember Ed Edwards spent 8 years in federal prison, you fucking liberal cocksucker.

I’m pretty sure this guy has no Whiteside whatsoever.

You truly have no regard for humanity.

Who will be the 12th man at his jury trial?

Not true. I hate the Pats, but respect the fuck out of BB. Same goes for Pops down in San Antonio. Those fucking guys can do whatever the fuck they want.

Copy and paste job from the Gainesville PD report circus 2008.

And he’s paid his dues. He’s a mature adult as well.

No, you’re absolutely fucking right. Glass house.

Not bad.

How long does it take a person in prison to be deduced to a semicolon?

This generation of football players grew up with ESPN’s “Jacked Up” segment and NFL Films glorifying the Big Hit.

Curtain(s) closed on K-Smith.