Well, he didn’t do anything. So, yeah.. he’s not technically lying. He didn’t say, “I’ve never been...”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

He had way more in to it than that. Plus, that dude was spending someone else’s money and could have had it for less if he tried.

Quite possibly, considering he convinced some sucker to pay $150k for a ‘49 3100 with a crate 350 (which by all rights should be a $40k truck when all is said and done).

The next time you get a side-eye for what you purchased, just remember: Ms. Judgemental is a fucking cashier.

Unlike Rose her knees didn’t buckle under a cross...

Billy Bush : *awkwardly takes notes*

“Still putting down more horsepower than an FR-S, amirite?”

I’ve watched two games since 2010. Clips and highlights I can sit through, but the video game offense, bad commentary, and off-the-field shit ran me off from consuming a lot of NFL. I probably get 80 percent of it here, in fact. I watched the first Broncos Super Bowl with Peyton and last year’s Bengals-Steelers…

Agree except with one quibble, basketball is back 100%. It’s blowing up in popularity. It turns out that a celebrity-driven sport is perfect for the social media age.

Nobody is getting into hockey. The NHL is in the worst shape of any of the major sports.

I think two commenters gave excellent reasons for why in last nights thread.

Also he’s been looking for those Stanley Cup rings everyone said he’d win with the Capitals and, wouldn’t you know it, those can’t be found either.

Rough Day vs. Julio, 12 Ga. 300, 25 S.E.2d 228 (2016), Affirmed by

“The chocolate fountain was destroyed.”

Don’t certain NFL teams have a similar policy? Something like, “We have a zero tolerance policy on domestic violence (for non-essential players).”

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

-Joseph Goebbels