Trainer: What’s your name?

They didn’t even pretend to do a legitimate concussion check - on Newton or Stewart.

What shocks more of you: that he’s playing or that he named his son Talon? I’m in the latter camp.

Baseball is not worth covering. It’s barely worth watching.

*sniffs some glue*

I don’t think so. Dunham cast a pretty personal aspersion on a man she does not know. Beckham’s basically pulling the classic Mariah move. Very different, in my opinion.

I do not know you. Therefore I have deemed you unfuckable and somehow inferior. Yup, definitely confirms her point.#logic

Might be overestimating there; the NFL *is* the most popular sport in the country and he’s arguably one of the most popular players in the league.

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

It’s actually a professional term. Doctor’s are doctor’s; chefs are chefs; presidents are presidents; coaches are failures in the booth; officers are officers... etc.

It also looked like they were encouraging the fans to cheer louder. Sometimes nice things happen in sports.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

So how does Lena Dunham rank against Odell Beckham Jr in the Oppression Olympics? I know I’m required to believe that someone is a bigot but the rules are confusing and I need help to decide.

Just another Cuban player too focused on havana good time instead of winning games.

I’m not a woman how the hell am I supposed to understand this under the sopposed situation of it happening to me? All I know is I can’t imagine doing something like this to a girl, and if someone did this to one of my female family members I would be so full of rage I just might do something I will later regret.

I can’t relate to “what if this happened to me?” I can only relate via my relationship with women. I have never been sexually or physically victimized and have little chance of it ever happening to me. So I’m trying to sympathize as best I can.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life