shit, stupid commenting section set me up

Ben McAdoo should have a show where he talks for 30 minutes about random topics pulled from a hat. Call it ‘McAdoo about nothing’

The NIT of soccer is not a bad idea for any parties involved. Why not have youngsters play against quality opposition? Say what you will about their failure to make the cup but playing against the likes of Cote D’Ivoire, Italy, the Netherlands and others is a step above Barbados and Haiti.

As a male slacker, I secretly think this was written by a male slacker.

Man, what was Gentleman’s Quarterly thinking in doing this? There goes all those magazine subscriptions in rural Alabama.

Obviously this is just a matriarchal attack against a hard working man. but as a Hannity viewer I’m confused. Can someone tell me what household appliance I am supposed to smash in protest?

Oh man, burned me bro! Woo hoo! Throw me a natty Ice so I can cool down that scorch!

Returned star for Antifa #safespace. It’s the hashtag that sells the joke.

Good thing all your friends are guns because you sound triggered, amirite?!?!?!

Sigh, I don’t know how many times I have to say this, they are blueshirts not brown. Taupe is not a good look on anybody.

Hey, at the Soros Antifa camps were were certified experts after several browsing sessions! Don’t take that merit badge away from me! ‘Browsing Session Expert’ is so cool!

Nobody has a basement in Texas.

No, but you have to be actively enrolled for 6 months to get it, though.

So angry! Tell you what, why don’t you take the afternoon off, go to your local range with all your buddies, line up together and fire off a few rounds for release. You’ll feel better after, I promise. Then maybe you can inspect each others’ guns to see whose is the biggest, whose is the fastest and whose action you…

Yes but if you saw the espresso machine you get when you hit ‘legendary antifa’ status you’d be one of us, too. And we are paid in Soros dollars. Pretty cool bro. Shall I send you a brochure?

This is total bullshit. First of all, lets go through this crazy

Seriously, who walks up to a pack of wild boars, gun or not? Distance from that mass and those tusks is your friend.

Relax, Bro. No one is gonna take your toy. If they didn’t come for your boomstick when twenty-six kids got killed in Connecticut, they sure as hell aren’t going to do it for fourteen kids in Texas. You are free to keep pretending you’re defending the 1st amendment with the 2nd or whatever.

“Butt Blow for Newcastle”:

Bless Your Heart. You have a good day too.