Fuck you, Mayo is the devil’s condiment.

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How that swamp draining going for you, huh? Aw who cares, he could set your house on fire and you’d like Kim Jong Orange’s balls with pride.

Cal’s massive debt problem is caused mostly by the amount of taxes they have to give the feds with very little in return.

And there are millions of enlightened people who want to come to America but can’t. There’s no perfect solution. Perhaps this would force the folks in Athens, Austin and other places to stand up for what they believe in rather than getting redistricted out and shrugging their fucking shoulders.

What? 90% of the old farmland in places like NY and CT is forest, or do you think it’s wall-to-wall city from NYC to Boston?

I was waiting for this lazy take. You do understand that ‘elected’ and ‘re-elected’ are in point of fact, two different words?

Texas and Oklahoma would never join.

It’s HDL.

Hmmm, if only this had happened in recent history to one of the biggest superpowers. But you’re right. It’s impossible and could never happen.

Nah, Being that I’m from one of those libralish enclaves, they would secede on their own. People’s Republic of Travis County and all that.

Most of NY and CT was farmland 100 years ago. It wouldn’t be a problem. Besides, I’m not suggesting we wouldn’t trade with the flyover states. We just wouldn’t be beholden to their fundamentalist ideologies and they would be free to kill all the mentally ill people they want.

Okay, so Let’s separate and you can finally have a republican president elected both by popular vote and by archaic electoral college. Something you haven’t had since 1988.

Gee, that’s funny. You’re so clever! Did you come up with that joke yourself? You should be a writer. I’m going to sip my latte in my Volvo and cry liberal tears, I’m so burned by your rapier wit.

I voted for Clinton. Bill Clinton. The first time.

So Trump and Bush won by winning the most votes?

Maine!!!!! Hahaha, that’s a red state.

Nah, the last two republican presidents have been elected by fiat. Institutional (gov’t level) voter fraud is rampant. The government is a wholly owned subsidy of big business. We have privatized prisons that are full of non-violent offenders. We as a nation have killed millions of innocent people in the last 16 years…

Sorry, I thought most people would assume I meant western Oregon. Eastern Oregon might as well be Idaho.

Can we seriously talk about separating the states now? I mean, can the country seriously handle another election where a republican is elected against the will of the people? Wouldn’t we be happier, healthier and stronger in California, Oregon, Washington, New England and New York, if we were free of the oppressive…

So I guess we shouldn’t try to round them all up and set them to work trimming grass with a pair of scissors then? Way to go CT Rex Pope. You killed the movement.