Don’t we, as fans, always bitch and moan about trying to force Rookie QBs to play before they aren’t ready and beg for time to sit on the bench and develop? Seems like thats actually happening to some degree here and now the narrative is that he sucks. Of course he sucks, he’s been in the NFL for 11 minutes.

Kelly is a fucking idiot

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

But did CBC initially misidentify Gatlin and credit him for “finally defeating Bolt in an Olympic race?"

Ah yes, Canada, the Tottenham to America’s Arsenal.

That announcer is Hockey Night in Canada’s Elliotte Friedman, subbing for their normal swimming announcer (Steve Armitage), who couldn’t make it due to heart problems. Pretty embarrassing last 24 hours for the CBC.

As the name of this site is “Adequate Man”, I’m going to speak to the men directly on this post.

Meh, fuggit. We are the only CONCACAF side to make the semis in South America’s tournament. We went farther than our only real continental rivals, who just got curbstomped 7-0 by Chile. That’s worse of a beating than Brazil put on Haiti. There are no expectations of us beating Argentina even if we had our full squad,…

Call me salty, but it's well deserved for their shitty fan base.

While Chile aren't necessarily the good guys, watching this match and seeing the utter destruction of El Tri was amazingly gratifying.

Watching Bobby Wood on the ball in the box, facing the goal, composed, is such an improvement on Jozy it’s astounding. Jozy’s second touch is non-existent. He is all power and that is so limiting.

One of the best U.S. goals I can remember. Three players involved, about six great tactical decisions made.

Oh please. Mexican fans don’t need any help there. They are arguably the most classless bunch in all of world football. They certainly have earned a spot at that table, so stop whining about people pointing out the obvious.

Seriously - with the possible exception of Jameis Winston himself, does anyone in all of sports have a more punchable face than Corey Perry?

I’ll go back and read the article again here in a second, but I need to start my day by joining everyone else in the NHL who is so overjoyed to see a sad Corey Perry! Ahhhhhhhhhh...Feels so good I might have to change my pants.

As a typically closed-minded and provincial East Coast douchebag, I was totally unaware of the Ducks recent clusterfucks—Clusterducks!

Bring in relegation and you’ll have a decent product.

Believe it or not, this isn’t about you, cubs fan

Could you please follow each of these up with the vitriolic hate mail you receive from the self-anointed “best fans in baseball”? Thanks in advance.