No one cares about her.

I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

I would pay good, good money to watch this with Scott VanPelt and Tim Kurkjian.

You mean the coach who drafted this girlfriend puncher? Ya, can’t imagine what anyone could say against him.

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

You’d think it would be difficult to steal something from Texas A&M football and then make it more insufferable, but here we are.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

God wanted Russell to get sacked on that play

Climate change is going to uptick handsomely from the burning of Seahawks jerseys by bandwaggoners.

Don’t worry little one, you and everyone you know will always have the Cardinals to be insufferable about.

If the Rams switch back to yellow or white instead of that god awful gold then it’s totally worth it. Also the NFC West will make a lot more sense. Other than that, BOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Still not good enough to be at the level of cheap shots the Hawks have given to players over the last five years.

The irony here is that Kroenke is perfectly willing to pay to build his own stadium, as long as it’s in Los Angeles. His stance on St. Louis is to set an impossible to reach goal for public financing, and St. Louis is tripping over itself to get there for whatever reason.

if you were to make a composite image of every gawker comment every, it would probably look something like yours.

Well we know he wasn’t going to get hurt blocking

Seahawk fans? Fine...

That’s an asterisk on a Pats logo, this person is a 12. They’re just as whiny as Pats fans with the added benefit of thinking Matt Hasslebeck has only been a Colts backup.

It’s the Legion of Fumes now. Legion of Boom is gone.