Holy shit, that is spot on.

And who is that knock off Eddie Izzard next to him?

Waaaah waaaah I'm an outspoken and consistently mediocre punter who was replaced because I was overpaid. WAAAAAAAAH.

winner.

Probably because I do CrossFit.

Dirty Habs.

Jesus christ, Kentucky. Get your shit together.

Really what made it perfect was the Packer's inability to make an open field tackle...

Mid 20's. Hipster. Majored in Public Relations. In control of Seahawks Twitter account. And an idiot.

Zduriencik then offered the ice cream sandwich a 10 year deal, and pulled the offer 10 minutes later. The sandwich's agent Scott RocketPop stormed out in a fury, indicating a mystery team had shown interest.

No one in Seattle would care or go to the games if they got a team. They didn't care when they had the sonics and now only pretend to care that they lost them because people in Seattle need something to be perpetually mad about.

Pete Carroll denies that there was excessive contact during his practice ... or during the staging of those plane crashes.

Seahawks fans make a mile-wide area around CenturyLink Field (an area that, oh by the way, encompasses several soup kitchens and three homeless shelters—-Seattle is the most "American" city in which I've ever lived in terms of being symptomatic of America's class divide) utterly insufferable on gameday.

Dude. Lifelong Mariner's fan here. FUCK the Mariners. The WORST thing that could happen to that franchise is for them to be not totally terrible this year. That team will NEVER win anything with that dipshit Jack Z or Lincoln/Armstrong/whoever the fuck running the damn team. Our ONLY hope was to bottom out completely…

I'm a bit surprised this comments section isn't full of more 'KISS THE RINGS (WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RINGS IF NOT FOR THEM DAMN REFS)' posts.

I got over the Fail Mary a while back, but I'll never get over the way Seahawks players and fans acted after it.

sorry, but it is Seadderall Cheathawks

Seadderal Seahawks!