Those fuckers in St Louis (Misery) also occasionally attempt to export one of the greatest culinary abominations in the history of planet earth:

Ohhh god... Magary better not even include that fucking section in the Seahawks one. I can only imagine what it's going to look like. It'll have the terrible spelling/grammar of the Raiders section mixed in with the insufferable pretentiousness of the Pacific Northwest hipsters. Kill me now.

I say the worst pitch ever was the guy who suggested she throw it out in the first place.

These aren't the nerds you're looking for.

Fuck that shit. I'm crying laughing. You wish you could nerd so hard. SO HARD.

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

No one is offended. Just amused at you eating up the rhetoric so self-righteously. You have one as well!

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! GET IN THE TINY CAR!

"Good effort, but you need to blame everyone for being racist bigots on your way out."

The mental gymnastics you need to go through to form that final opinion is unbelievable.

The team drafted a corner in the first round and picked up a Pro Bowl corner (Who shares a name with the guy who performs a song written for TNT's NCAA tournament coverage, of all things) in free agency. Yet, somehow, neither of these two are locked starters yet, and a fifth round draft pick from last year who didn't…

was at Dodger stadium last year, even though the Kings didn't score it was awesome... except for Kiss. they were not awesome.

Did you read the words when you clicked the link? They are all horrible. Flower beard illustrated a piece of fiction (maybe advertising) that was mocking hating hipsters? It was filled with brand names and made me want to kill a hipster. All the copy reads like and overly earnest journal entry. The article about the…

I can't think of a better snapshot of everything that's wrong in America in 2014.

How did anyone think this is a good shot of a product that would sell people on the product? He looks like he's carrying a loaf of shit in there and it makes his legs look like he's got rickets.

It is kind of weird to see New Yorkers complain something is expensive. That's like Midwesterners complaining that a butterfly enclosure is too humid.

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

Only if he buys him dinner first.

Shit. Reading about the Cowboys (in my case) being pieces of shit just pulls that misery train out of station on to port melancholy, where I have a summer home. And winter home. And there's no place like home.

I'm going to assume this is the only one of these that will be published and, hence, my team does not suck. HOORAY!