It's clear the NFL should've offered more money to the person who had the video..not to release it, than TMZ offered to release it.

If he's as tall as TL that would be 2 small wheels.

Who stole Toulouse-Lautrec from the Wax Museum?

And everyone hates the Montreal Canadians, am I right?

I have a new found respect for Bay Area Raiders fans. None of them use Facebook.

Someone needs to score this gif with the theme from 2001: A Space Odessey

I'm currently in Japan for work. I got the news browsing my phone standing at one of the busiest intersection in the world in Shibuya. I yelled "FUCKING GODDAMMIT" at the top of my lungs. A lot of surprise do looks from everyone- "crazy gaijin."

Patrick Kane nods approvingly.

"You gotta be fucking kidding me."

Simi Valley, huh? Sounds about right.

Cris Carter got to do what many of us have wanted to do for a very long time. Unfortunately, the bucket wasn't filled with manure.

I laughed too. They are still nerds.

Right?

nerds

I loved Garden State..............for turning me on to Zero 7.

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Seattle Seahawks.

The ONLY reason I'm audibly cheering..or even watching Florida Atlantic at North Texas is if I've got 5 dimes on either FAU or NTSU.

Don't feel bad. There'll be at least a half dozen Seahawk fans who'll do the same thing when their team is featured.

He looks like he was forced to attend a 60's hippie/avant-garde party and was accosted by a drugged-out chick who stuck flowers in his beard.

Ok, but the joke is..