Are we sure he isn't Japanese?

"No wonder the children of the owners have moved out and don't visit."

Oh, when..oh when will you do the Seahawk WYTS? I need 'trolled Seahawk fan' sustenance!!

"Fuck Yes!"

The title of this picture should be, "Oh! I forgot to add something to my sign!"

Or, a shot of real bad tequila.

Hunter Pence owns a Zune

Hunter Pence once started a sentence..."Well, the bright side about Hitler was...."

AND...Likes Sammy Hagar Van Halen over David Lee Roth Van Halen.

Hunter Pence's Mom is a Fucking Whore.

thank you deadspin for cumming at us with such great Puig coverage!

if this is sarcasm consider me trolled.

Oh, Canada.

Yup, Vin Scully announced the greatest LA Rams football game of all time (next to their sb win on 2000, imo) - The 1979 playoff playoff defeat of the Dallas Cowboys. As a Ram fan (still am), I'll never forget it and for Vin to be a part of that, blows my mind.

Well said. There are so many broadcasters today who are just outright homers and that's how they call games. The Mariners announcers are like that. I guess I can understand them being "enthusiastic" since they've been crummy forever, but it's just fingernails on a blackboard to me.

I remember when I moved to Seattle several years ago and hearing Dave Niehaus call a home run for the first time. It was just so over the top and such a departure from what I was use to with Scully. I've often wondered how Niehaus would've called the Gibson home run. His head may have actually exploded.

I've had the privilege of listening to Chick Hearn, Bob Miller and Vin Scully call games for my favorite sports teams. Wow, I'm blessed.

We like to say, The Mariners baseball team 'are' rubbish.

Exactly. A lot? Really??