Bad take, Reese’s are the tits. I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.

Hahaha how fucked does your point of view have to be when Shannen fucking Doherty is the voice of reason?

My brain tends to make an exception for web-slinging superheroes.

How have you survived the last four years

You do this weird thing sometimes when you hold a movie’s timing against it even though you know intellectually that movies are developed years before their release.  Remember that terrible, bad-faith review of The Frontrunner? I remember. 

Japan’s culture of exceptionalism certainly didn’t begin with the post-war influence of the United States. And I definitely wouldn’t call Japanese culture centrist by any means.

Notably have not banned ‘Nude Tayne’ who I played a round of Rocket League with. Strong pull.

He looks like a typical son of a bitch

When I was growing up gender reveals didn’t involve explosions, just a trench coat and a bus stop.

That wasn’t the problem with the 2016 movie.  ;)

heh Yeah, that’s a pretty good natural 1 there.

“The convenience of using Uber/Lyft is so good, I don’t care that they’re sidestepping labor laws and trying to deny the people who make them their money a system of basic healthcare! The idea of taxi services are foreign to me, and I need an exploited worker so I can keep my shit cheap. Human lives are an…

Dial it back, Werner Herzog.

Eat shit moderate

Getting some good snark on Twitter

Obligatory:

I gotta say, I don’t understand what all the fuss about Amazon is about.

honestly the idea is whatever, but it’s nice to see a ‘kid independently makes viral video, turns into real job’ story*

*that being said i’m cynical enough to buy that this kid was probably the son of a hedge fund manager and, like, demi moore.