bikers are so corny. absolutely one of the lamest kinds of adult. 

Hey, Tron: Legacy gave us one of the best film scores of the decade.

What's the plan with these things? Keep making them until they finally make a good one?

I think that, no matter our differences, almost every single person on the planet all cheer if Jared Leto was fired into the sun.

actually it’s just a really elaborate game of basketball with giant robots.

Hugh Grant calling Garrett Jacob Hobbes:

“Callen categorically denied all the allegations with a statement to The Times, citing “cancel culture”

You probably sent the memo with the wrong routing form. You’ll need the new routing form, plus a blue folder (not the green one, those are for staff actions). You’d know this if you were at the staff meeting last week.

How’s that kool aid taste?

Alex Trebek: “Star Citizen, Half-Life 3, Winds of Winter, Doors of Stone, functional American politics.”

Of all the useless things in our modern world, this is the most essential and beautiful. 

Still though, there’s this:

Is Your Son or Daughter Becoming a Sad Internet Edgelord?

It is 100% guaranteed that if you don’t play this game, when KH4 rolls around you will not understand a single thing in the story, a dozen characters will be unfamiliar and you’ll have to watch a 4 hours explainer just to catch up.  

I would have loved Doc Hollywood but the entire time I was watching that movie, it just really pissed me off that every character was human. “This is bullshit, why aren’t they all boats,” I said. “Or, failing that, some other type of vehicle.”

I hated Doc Hollywood, so I figured I’d hate this, too.

the villian is only evil because he’s an unworthy normal person jealous of these genetically superior humans.

You must not have gotten the AVClub style guide. It’s “...Woody Allen (unfortunately)...”