Fantastic. One torpedo would solve a lot of problems, then. And because the US-based ones fought so hard to make the 2nd amendment all-inclusive, we can get one. Who’s up for a group-buy?

Our Toyota dealer tried to sell us a 3rd party protection plan that duplicated some services already in the Toyoguard Platinum plan. I had to try way too hard to get them to realize this and remove it.

Alex Jones is the world’s biggest asshole and shouldn’t have a dime to his name. He should have been on that bridge.

I hate this timeline so goddamn much.  Shut the internet down.  It is a failed project.  Too much idiocy.  Not everyone deserves the opportunity to have the megaphone the internet provides.  I hate it all so, so much.

The Simpsons predicts it again:

Used Tesla Model 3, for about $20k.

I wonder when Tesla owners will start to get over the notion they’re the most oppressed group of people who ever lived. 

California has the worst drivers cause they move here from other states...... ;-)

Pray for a stroke, but work to get out the vote like he could win.

Cops seem to have a hard on for sovereign citizen loonies, which I heartily approve of. I just wish they had similar hard ons for Nazis, Proud Boys, MAGA degens, and others of their ilk. Guess that’s tricky though considering so many of their fellow cops are sympathizers of these groups, if not actual members.

If Trump utters sounds they are probably ( most certainly ) very stupid ideas.

It is tough being fragile.

Including lifts.

“Designed by idiots, for idiots”

Trucks with flags.

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

Fucking crybaby. Still blows me away that so many Americans who claim themselves to be “Patriots” will vote for that piece of shit. It’d all be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t also so horrific that he is their nominee.

Loss of life aside, there’s a dark, bitter little piece of me that is smiling at this whole story. Does that make me a bad person? 

Thoughts and prayers.