If you are going to get fired, you might as well get fired for this. 

$300,000 for this hideous, disjointed mess is absurd. This thing is the madlibs of cars. Flat surfaces, hard angles, rounded rear hatch, the engine hood from a Hyundai Sonata... the Celestique is a team of eight-year-olds fever dream of design.

You can’t buy that right now...  Maybe in another decade or so.

Disagree 100%. Article satire, OP comment very serious, or a bot

“no one could be that fucking stupid”

I can think of millions of people who are literally that stupid. 

Smoking and thinking are often at odds. I was an asthmatic child and both parents smoked 2 packs a day and did not care I was in the hospital 6/year for my asthma and once I moved out no asthma problems. Smokers do not care. 

The libs live rent free in this guys mind 24/7.

I was wondering who would be stupid enough to actually take this at face value, and then I saw the Trump Tag of “democrat cities.” Checks out.

I saw that one too!

Only if you throw in Kansas and Misery as well.

True. Superstitious, dirty, medieval-types love a good moat.

Satire is wasted on some folks.

Seriously, if they just proposed digging from the Gulf of Mexico at the bottom of Texas to Pacific at the bottom of California, it would get a lot of support from the build a wall people, just tell them we’re building a moat.

Well, if it follows and separates the entire US southern border, you might get some MAGAs willing to back up the plan.

Can we move that a little further north so it takes out Nebraska? Because I might just vote for that one.

Is there a way we can do this AND obliterate Oklahoma?

Which BMW driving legislator came up with this ridiculous law?