Good, F Elon Mush. At some point, being a wannabe supervillain bent on poisoning American politics should have negative consequences.  You shouldn’t give him any of your money.

“See, when the vehicles get towed, the city screws owners twice: Not only are they responsible for paying the total amount of parking fees they owe, they also have to pay for daily storage fees.”

That valet deserves a grade A asskicking.

On the other hand, the leather seats are fabulous...

Disgusting

It didn’t define the decade, but I really regret not buying a CTS-V like this

Some of you guys are nuts, pun intended. Peanut butter should never, ever, ever, never, ever, never, ever be chunky. Gross. Some of you monsters probably prefer nuts in brownies and ice cream too. Guh.

We’re supposed to feel sorry for the casinos?

Well, she’s an idiot, so...

My dad bought one of these new for me when I went to college.  I don’t know what he paid for it but it was the definition of a “shitbox”.  Roll up windows, no AC, 0-60 in about a minute...those were the days.

Who has a bigger checkbook, Ferrari or the Alabama football program?

Eh, the soundtrack makes it worth it.

MMMMMM I think I’d take floriduh over arizona.  At least floriduh has beaches.

If he could magically transport you back in time so that you could drive it out of the factory, and then transport you back to today, it’d be worth maybe 75k.  Maybe.

The only reason NV is more than 2 tumbleweeds is because they’re built to take our Californian entertainment disposable income.  So, on behalf of all other Californians, all I have to say to NV is “you’re welcome.”

Transmission work? Professional transmission repair work is an absolute roll of the dice. A guy in his own garage on a saturday afternoon? Fuhgedaboutit.

Eh, we probably deserve it.

Everyone complains, but I think the reality is pretty clear; The Greatest Generation is called that for a reason. They earned it. Their kids, the Baby Boomers, are demonstrably the worst generation.

Insanity.