Harry Potter and the Tesla on Fire

He was watchin the feature film when he shoulda been watchin the trailer!

So on a tangent, is Alissa Walker going to retract her article yesterday and advocate banning DVD players if it turns out this numbnut was watching a movie instead of paying attention to the road?

I watched it again, and while I agree that he was a shit-poor defensive driver, I think she absolutely was aggressive. It wasn’t the “swerving into your lane” aggressive, but it was absolutely “ignore eye contact while using the mass of my vehicle to force you to submit” passive aggressiveness. He’s honking and she’s…

Interestingly, I came here expecting the biker was of the superiority-complex variety that I often see here, but I come away on his side. Easiest thing for him to do was to simply let her in, no question. But, his horn, and her window down, make it very clear to me that she was aware of what she was doing. He may be a…

Yup, you are right, he could have simply just let her by, and it would have been a non-event. At the same time, she viewed him on the motorcycle as a sub-human, and decided that her day would be greatly improved if she pushed someone into oncoming traffic.

No. SHE rode in tandem with HIM. After seeing her error, instead of backing off and slipping in behind him, she CONTINUED to drive in his right of way.

Really? Going to the authorities instead of kicking her mirrors off and assaulting her isn’t going to change the perception of bikers?

You know what? I’ve been a motorcyclist for 30 years of my life, and I’ve encountered that very situation countless times over the years. I’ve been hit, bumped, had trash thrown at me, windhield washers turned on me, and also, every now and again, have drivers intentionally push me out of my lane, just like that lady…

The guy on the bike is understandably upset, but he was a real dick about it. You may be right, but you’re not doing the public perception of bikers any favors.

I prefer this slice of Ferrari history: (Yes, I know it’s just the engine; shut up.)

5 x 70 ... how boring! Why didn’t they go nuts like 1 LaFerrari Spider, 2 La Ferrari, 3 F12 Aperta, 4 F12 TdF, 10 F12, 15 GTC4Lusso, 15 F488, 20 CaliforniaT.

Sorry, Justin. I couldn’t make it through that video. Maybe I’m just a

Congratulations, Mr. Kyle Critchnau, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds the highway.

Cuddling is for lower classes that need to keep warm. People of this level of income lie rigidly on their backs next to each other, to show that they need nothing but their wealth to keep them warm.

Holy fuck nuts does that look comfortable. These pictures alone are making me sleepy and I only just woke up.

Congratulations, Mr. _Ad_absurdum_per_asper, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets a nap so she won’t fall asleep behind the wheel.