How many people do this? And, more importantly, does it work?

This doesn't look like Kerry. At All.

Angela looks like she popped up out of the casket in this photo. Even her shady comments couldn't hide that face.

I think either a "boy bye!" or "n*gga please!" with a corresponding eye roll gif will suffice.

Does no one find it weird that they did all of this for a line at...SEARS? C'mon, nobody is actually shopping there, are they? Doesn't Sears give everything away for free?

But I thought Bruce Jenner was already a lesbian. I'm confused.

YAMS EVERYWHERE!

Ok but can we admit that Chore-gasm is kind of genius?

If not Hallmark, then definitely Lifetime.

Didn't this exact same show already exist in NYC? Yes. And it was called "Living Single" and it brought us one of the greatest characters television has ever seen: Maxine Shaw, Attorney at Law.

But Diana Ross was ultimately a singer playing a singer. There really wasn't too much that could go wrong with that. Same with Beyoncé playing Etta James. True Josephine Baker was an entertainer (like Rihanna) but it looks like the biopic will focus on the parts of her life the world didn't know so much. That's where…

Uh, I must point out one very important mistake in the article: Rihanna is not known for singing.

#8 slayed me!

Maybe I'm not hip but, what is an "anita queen"?

Sean Fury wrote a song about your potential biracial child.

Neither is Beyoncé yet here she is still getting roles...

Actually, Lee Daniels is a pretty decent director. His screenwriting may be a little 'meh' but he's a decent director overall.

What happened to PINK? She was slated to play Janis Joplin since they've been talking about this biopic. And, true, I've never heard Amy Adams sing but I'm willing to bet Pink can sing circles around her while suspended upside down filing her nails.

Pretty convenient if you're escaping IRS woes, wouldn't you say?

Donda wouldn't stand for ANY of this!