Goddamn, has there ever been anyone over the age of 5 that whines and cries and bitches more than this miserable, petulant motherfucker?

Trump can’t even be subtle about his lying to try and at least make it a little bit believable. It’s always to the extreme. He’s always the best. He always wins. He does things no human has ever done. He’s perfect!

one of my favs (and oh god, remember when you could get by on withdrawing just $10?)

I only read Bloom County in collections after Breathed retired, but I’ve always preferred it to Doonesbury. The characters are so loveable, and I like how it usually scores political points but sometimes just goes for silliness. 

Fuck, man. Right in the feels.

I love this. It’s going to be there, like a sliver under a fingernail, like a splinter you can’t dig out, like an ingrown hair, just lingering and annoying tiny t. It’s going to be one his mind while he’s golfing, eating, bragging. It’s even better delayed than it would be if the returns came out tomorrow because…

Imagine Trump spending even a fraction of the time he uses up pissing and moaning to listen to the experts and actually try to make a positive difference?

When it comes to Larson, this will always be my favorite comic (thanks in part to how many people misunderstood the joke and flipped the fuck out over it):

Brad Downey, a Berlin-based American artist, said he had the life-size sculpture – now blackened and disfigured – removed as soon as police informed him on 5 July, a year after it was unveiled.

“...and demanded that Kellyanne Conway be brought into his office so that he could stare death in the face.”

Is this kind of tantrum that makes me shake my head so hard when his supporters call him “tough” and “strong.”

Donald Trump will burn this nation down in order to stay in office to avoid civilian prosecution.

Deep State HOAX! Gorsuch and Kavanaugh! Total losers! I don’t know them! They begged for jobs! Felt sorry for them! SAD! Make America America Make!

and demanded that Kellyanne Conway be brought into his office so that he could stare death in the face

The entire friggin street in front of Trump Tower, LOL!!!

Poor baby Trump. You fucked the US when you couldn’t even react to a pandemic with a modicum of intelligence. You “work” every day to undermine non-white, non-hetero citizens of the world because of your cowardly need to be on top. You put our lives and the lives of the nation’s children at risk because you need to…

That’s AG Barr driving that car there isn’t it?

Bless ‘im. Also check out Berke Breathed’s lovely COVID-related Bloom County on his Facebook.