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F. Thot Fitzgerald II: Existential Boogaloo
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Lol, you love to see it.

I think it depends on a lot of factors, including how each individual’s immune system responds to the virus and how the virus mutates as the pandemic progresses.

I wish we could figure out why some people are asymptomatic. Why is she feeling fine while her husband is showing symptoms?

Some days it seems the only sane response...but still too easy an out for Kayleigh.

Getting infected doesn’t prove she did anything wrong or that Brian Kemp has ever been right about anything in his life.  It just proves that this is a very contagious disease and you can reduce your risk, but not to zero.

It’s definitely a double-standard. I’m definitely not saying what Tati did is right but it’s also weird that she had to move twice but Shane, Jeffree, and James are sitting pretty in their houses. All of them are adults and regardless of age, no one should be trash talking anyone.

I haven’t been able to reliably source any absinthe but the rest of that I’ve got covered.

Sell one of her 10 yachts? My god Esther, did you expect Betsy to become one of those single-digit yacht owning commoners? My monocole popped away from my face and landed in my ceolacanth caviar at the mere suggestion!

I’m guessing that puts her into Mom territory in people's minds. Also, she looks human. The rest look like stage makeup accidents, so age is... less apparent.

And Mr. Macho, there, letting his wife do all the physical labour.

Thank you but no...

Right?  It just kept going...

McEnany playing to the camera for Dear Leader today reached new heights with this one!

Which makes sense given the fact that Trump will most likely be gone by January 2021 but NASCAR’s need for sponsors will exist well after the day when Trump no longer draws breath.

That couple vandalizing the BLM street mural are revolting, and it genuinely fills me with anger when confronted with their blithe hatefulness... and, yet, I couldn’t stop laughing that the woman diligently painted within the lines of the original B & L.  There was some serious nuance to their ignorance.

Even for Barf Bag, this collection of news is...well, pretty barfy. How many uppers and downers do we think Kayleigh is taking to get through every day at this point?

“Violates Trumps own ethics policy.”

NASCAR is standing behind their driver. They haven’t condemned the president’s nonsense as directly as they should have, but they’re definitely supporting Wallace.