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F. Thot Fitzgerald II: Existential Boogaloo
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I miss my bar. I miss bartending at my bar. To be clear, said bar is open at the moment for dine-in (it’s also a restaurant), but I don’t feel safe working or being there under these circumstances. I can both be upset and miss something, and also not want to put myself or others in unnecessary risk.

That’s really impressive that by the end of this year he will have spent almost an ENTIRE year of his four year term....FUCKING GOLFING.

Don’t they have to pay out of pocket when they stay at a hotel or resport? I know there’s a budget for SS agents, but I read they blew through at least their salary and OT caps super early in 2017.

Or his iPhone. Maybe someone threw it into a water hazard. If so, that person is a patriot of the highest order. 

They make the perfect pair. Miller is the brains but he doesn’t crave the spotlight.

I think it’s kind of hilarious/sad that CNN is tracking his golf days, but he’s now up to 271 days (or once every 4.6 days). So he’s managing to go out at least once a week or more despite everything. He’s the shitstain on his white pants.

Whiteness is a political convenient aspiration / chumto toss to poorer whites and “model minorities”, as if anything other than whiteness is undesirable or no to standard.

I agree.. By constantly underestimating his intelligence.. he’s winning/has won over his base, who then uses strong arm tactics and intimidation to scare off/brutalize others.

We need to recognize the fact that while his actions may see foolish (and they are).. they are smart in the context of who he’s fighting FOR..

And thank you for ruining my breakfast..

The last mental image I need right now is Trump as a “flasher”.

I’m sending you my doctor’s bill.!!!

I think they think, this is the big last-resort game-changer in the upcoming elections, where all the polls show die Partei so far behind. They’re going to get the hoods and bedsheets out and march down the streets being loud ‘n’ proud racists, and they hope by doing so to energize all the non-voting racists and turn

Would you rather have him unreachable on a golf course, or in the Oval Office “working.”  I think he does a lot less damage with a golf club in his tiny hands than a pen or a microphone.

Totally believable. Right... Surrounded by secret service & NOBODY knew how to reach them? Right...

Nah, I don’t believe that spin for one second!

I’ve been dressing like a collegiate white woman to prevent being killed by police.

I am not even sure how to process this. I have barely left the apartment since March 16th. When I did, I would wear a mask and gloves AT ALL TIMES because of the poor handling of this pandemic. And TRUMP has the nerve to go out golfing telling his staff not to be disturbed (and you know he made that declaration

Chelsea Clinton pointed out on Twitter that when her father was in office and she needed to reach him, she would call the White House operator and they would put her through to him, wherever he was. The notion that the PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES would be unreachable is bonkers. What if there’s a bombing or

You think even Satan himself is so eager for his company that he’ll call him an iota before he has to? That is why rightwingers seem to live so long, even Hell itself doesn’t want them.

With this leak and the Russian Bounties leak, someone is trying to get some 25th amendment action going. And while obviously I’d love to get this tool out of office, I think it’s more that GOP operatives are realizing that they’ll not only lose the presidency but also the senate if Don continues with his shenanigans.

Even if you flashed a high definition live feed in the sky of Melania in a 69 with a black man that wouldn’t have gotten his attention. He just pulls out the prenup and takes a few zeroes off of it. You stand corrected; He was golfing, poorly I might add, during a pandemic, rising body count due to his insistence that