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F. Thot Fitzgerald II: Existential Boogaloo
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Same. I had a friend who was obsessed with that show and I couldn’t stand watching her berate or push people when it was clear that they were slowing down because they were well past their limit. It really worried me.

I think we can safely assume that whatever the GOP accuses others of, they’re already doing themselves.

I can’t either and am now caught evenly between disgust and amusement.

Same. That, and the circle desk/swivel chair set up from Parks and Rec

Same. I can’t help but wonder if the guy who plays Jr. on SNL* also gets that impression.

Ugh gods I’d forgotten those gormless idiots were tomahawk chopping and harassing women/girls. This wasn’t that long ago in the great scheme of things, but damn if it doesn’t feel like a whole other lifetime. So many of the details of all the outrageous bullshit that’s been happening have simply fallen out of my head.

That’s it exactly. You can almost see the half-dead hamster turning the wheels in this kid’s head in the picture.

I’m basically Jay-Z, except with a lot less money and probably far more exhausting to interact with.

Nor anyone as delightful and positive as Sinclair. But oh my gosh when I was a kid I idolized Maxine. I thought she was so cool and badass and smart.

maybe Ben Carson did speak to someone and they couldn’t hear him because he talks like he’s doing an ASMR video about ASMR videos.

That they’ve conceded that point tells me they’re terrified.

meanwhile, this cancer made money:

My personal belief is that he--like so many reality show “villans”--is a petty, messy bitch who is still bitter over the way he was fired and wanted to wait until his testimony could do the most damage.

If you want to get technical, Satan was the first guy ever canceled, I guess. 

“Yelling nonsense” is 100% accurate considering she also speaks in tongues. 

We had a run. I wouldn’t even say a good run, really. Just a run. 

Would welcome the opportunity to educate you.

“The governor believes that protection of rights is important”

Balls. I’m disappointed but not surprised at how brazen and thinly veiled this shit is.

I’m not usually a conspiracy theorist either, but I’m inclined to agree. The phrase “take her out” has a very specific context. Those words coupled with the exchanges over WhatsApp that Parnas leaked paint a very insidious picture.

If anything, her response has made me re-evaluate my desire to be trophy wife.