Who knows what goes on in the mind of that slackjawed idiot. He was going on about how “bad” she was for him and actually compared her to cocaine just before that, so I guess there’s some context? 

What a lovely message. I especially agree with this bit:

You’re not alone. I fell in with a few people who were like this and even dated one. I wasn’t a perfect model of friendship myself and have grown a lot as a person since then, but I really identify with the sentiments that Simpson expressed. Being made to feel like your voice doesn’t matter, like your contributions to…

Having said that, hat’s eternally off to Taylor Swift for putting Mayer on blast for all of time in song.

My gay ass also wears it a lot with my suits because I think I am dapper. (Spoiler alert: I’m not.)

Agree. You’re also 100% right to call it a schitck. In my experience, most guys whose conversational styles are best described as “a friendly competition that he had to win” and “the dialogue he was having with himself”, the ones who challenge everything you say because they’re aching to prove how deep and insightful…

Starring Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry

I’m HOLLERING

Most of it isn’t really up my alley aside from Dorohedoro, but a couple of them seem interesting enough to give a chance to.  

Classic and obligatory. 

Why must you ruin ribs for me? :P

“I said it to an all-girls school last week: ‘How would you like to have all the boys from the Senate come over?”

I definitely don’t miss his sloppy, half-rolled up shirt sleeves and shrill voice, that’s for damn sure.

I personally find the hyper-scrutiny of personal choices made by public figures—even politicians—an exhausting endeavor that usually leaves me more stressed and upset. The way I see it, the dog is already bought and paid for. What is making her feel bad about it going accomplish? Educating her on an issue or asking…

I’d say if a rescue isn’t for you, then a dog isn’t for you.

That’s some comfort, at least. 

He claims that Pence was very much aware of the so-called “quid pro quo” and that Pence’s originally scheduled trip to Ukraine to attend Zelenskiy’s inauguration in May 2019 was suddenly scrapped because Ukraine didn’t agree to investigate the Bidens.

Except this time “Spot” is a bunch of incriminating WhatsApp messages instead of something fun like a tiger.

It really is weird that he’s a Connecticut politician that looks like Texas. :P

It’s my personal belief that Pence is in on it up to his Bible-thumping neck. For at least these two reasons and who knows what else: