Cheers! I thoroughly enjoyed your writing and am sad to see you leave, but I wish you all the success in the world.

Holy cow that was meant to be a 4! Haha oh my god. I have no idea where my brain was at. :P Thanks for catching that. You can definitely add a little more or less sugar. My mom likes hers really sweet, so she’ll sometimes add another half cup. Sometimes I add a little less.

I always look forward to buying more books.

IDK why, but his eyes have always reminded me of a shark’s. 

It’s totally ruined the store bought stuff for me and it’s actually pretty easy to make! I got the recipe from my mom who has been making it since I was a kid. (Baby Fitzgerald may or may not have tried to sneak sips when she wasn’t looking). This is pretty much the recipe:

Ooooh that sounds amazing! I use instant coffee when I make my on Kahlua, so I might give that a shot when I whip up the next batch. 

I’ve been thinking of making the switch to tea during the week for a while now. I’ve actually never heard of Bustelo coffee! Is it any good? 

I survived for 2 weeks and had a terrible headache the entire time. The only thing good that came from it is that I was able to cut down on my coffee consumption once I started back drinking it. :P

Thank you for reminding me this exists. 

That’s right, son. I’m home. 

Warning: You’ve awakened the beast.

Yeah, I’ve always know that you have to get a certain amount of carbs, fats and proteins to be healthy and that excess of any macronutrient can cause problems. I had no idea rabbit starvation was a term for it, though.

Yeah, she seemed to think that I needed to lose all that weight just so I could be at the lower end of a healthy weight range. When I told her I had dropped that much weight in such a short amount of time, she was excited for me and was like “You just have a few more pounds to go!”. You could see the bones in my…

It’s the worst. And because no one talks to you about it, it hits you out of the blue when it happens. I was seeing this whack-assed doctor for a while and she suggested I try the paleo diet for a month since my stomach is jacked because of stress and doesn’t digest dairy and gluten well. I struggled to get more than…

Their tailor is either nonexistent or an evil mastermind.

Finally! A diet I can get behind.

Spike’s Tactical also sells a “Crusader” rifle, emblazoned with the Bible verse, “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,” and which it markets on its website with the phrase, “The war is here. We have a duty to defend our homeland and our way of life.”

Bacon. They’re going to try and capitalize on the “plant-based meat substitute trend” and the very last dregs of bacon fever. 

Yup. For me it definitely depends on what I’m drinking and if I’m eating anything with it. Unless it’s first thing in the morning. Then I pretty much exclusively drink it black. 

I love strong flavors (I was the kid who would eat Warheads until my tongue was blistered and bleeding), so I’ve always liked the bitterness of black coffee. It’s great to have a cup—or even some espresso—with a dessert, too.