That lineup looks like the world’s saddest version of Eff Marry Kill

True. Though I don’t know about you, but if I got my ass beat that bad, I would have decided to call it a damn day. Time for me to give up my life of crime.

Hopefully, this dude is on the same wavelength I am, because someone could get hurt. I mean, someone already did, but you know what I mean. 

Wrong number you wall-eyed creep.

The only thing she’s been called to do is to play opposite Robert Pattinson as Clayface in the next installment in the next Batman movie.

What kind of galaxy brained, bullshit take is that? 

Yeah I picked up on that, too. 

Yeah, it really sucks. Georgia’s Governor* is purging the rolls again leading up to this election.

Eric can be Boo Radely.

they are generally well-off, well-educated people who hate the unholy trinity of immigrants, socialism and Democrats so much they will endure absolutely anything the Republican party does.

I was about to say it’s a chin substitute. I’ve also noticed facial hair is something of a trend among a certain kinds of alt-right guys, proud boys, trad dudes or whatever cutesy term we’re using for neo Nazis and white supremacists these days. I think they think it makes them look rugged, dapper, masculine and/or…

Or The Bug from Men In Black wearing your least favorite Drunk Uncle as a skin suit. 

That, or the concept of “meat sweats” became a person.

I can only imagine what kind of fuck up this guy was in HS.

Yeah the second I clapped eyes on his dead-eyed, contemptible visage, a part of my brain went “I bet he used to browse /pol/ on 4chan.”

I feel like he’s one of those “Fuck you I got mine.” sorts. I’ve met a lot of Log Cabin Republicans who essentially believe it. I once had a guy tell me something along the lines of “If you were one of The Good Ones you wouldn’t have to worry about getting hate crimed.”

Before I was diagnosed as being lactose in tolerant, it was pizza. In fact, I can never eat pizza without thinking of on instance in particular. Let me set the scene for you:

I hope to hell that dude is on some kind of watch list

I guess you’d call me hyper-rational, stoic

He looks exactly like how I thought he would. 

tech generations, in my experience, have especially made every restriction on them (just or unjust) a challenge of “how can I still do the thing.”