From the looks of some of these folks I’ve seen, if they were any more inbred, they’d be bologna. 

If I had a nickel for every time I had to listen to bullshit takes like yours, Miley’s or every other asshole so gassed up on his own mediocrity that he thinks he’s enough to “make me switch teams” (as if that’s a thing), I could tell Sally May to go fuck themselves and still have enough coin to Scrooge McDuck it in…

Same! I’ve found so many gems there. There’s a Olay Regenerist serum that I’ve started to use as a primer (it’s silicone-based) and it’s quickly gaining holy grail status with me. I have really sensitive skin especially now that I work in an office with cold, dry air. Beautypedia is a godsend!

The creativity, imagination and talent of cosplayers never fails to amaze me. I love the unexpected cosplays (the Double Dare pairs was too cute) as much as the staples and fan favorites.

IKR? Thank you Miley for telling me I don’t have to be gay. I was unaware I could simply just find some basic dude named Cody who is apparently “not a dick despite having one” (side note: super hot take for people who are part of the trans* community, Miley). I just renewed my license to be a practicing homosexual…

Yeah, I generally tend to be skeptical when all the influencers suddenly seem to be pushing some product that’s come out of nowhere. I’m always the type to research it myself and wait a while to see if a.) they’re still using it and b.) what reviews are saying. It’s always nice to be pleasantly surprised, though. 

Soko Glam makes its own really awesome C Serum that’s 21 bucks and fragrance free. It’s done some good work on my stubborn hyper pigmentation.

I tend to use a lot of Paula’s Choice and K Beauty stuff as well as some drugstore staples. (Cetaphil and CeraVe both make pretty great cleansers.) Everyone’s skin is different, though. Some SR products are a bit out of my budget, but I’m sure it has some great formulas despite its shady practices. I’ve heard some…

I’m absolutely a skincare hoe and was curious about the brand at first, but the second I saw a ton of influences hawking it, I became kind of skeptical, tbh.

I lived with a chick who was un-medicated and bipolar. His behavior really does seem similar in a lot of ways. (She was also on meth, but that’s another story for another time.)

I’ve also met several classics majors who are ass-gratingly annoying for the same reasons. 

Ugh it seems like it’s inescapable no matter what field you’re in. I majored in Geography (focused on political/urban geography and cartography) and it seemed like there was a guy like this in every class. I few professors, too. It’s kind of one of the few reasons that I decided academia is not a dusty road that I’m…

October 21st 10:40 AM: Eric Trump (nearly) becomes self-aware.

My dad does stuff like this all the time. Many a night I was told the story of Beeping Sleauty and her Prandsome Hince.

Right? I saw the title and I was like “Oh two of my dietary staples!”.

Thirded. I’m usually pretty easygoing, but the second someone starts being controlling, I dig my heels in and become the most stubborn bitch on earth.

Same. She didn’t want me to spend any time with friends or family and when I was out, she’d blow my phone up and always be in a dark mood when I got back.

Yeah, in combination with all the other red flags, I had to wonder just what it was that the woman did. Even though they were moving fast in terms of their relationship, I honestly can’t think of much that would be THAT serious at the beginning of the relationship. It’s not like they had shared assets like cars,…

I thought I was the only one who thought it odd that it supposedly took him weeks to “calm down” and stop being mad about seeing a woman who superficially resembled his ex. 

I immediately thought of this when I read the headline.